I once went through my mom's purse. Yeah. I can't look at her anymore. Picture this — a girl leaves her purse behind, and two guys decide to play detective. Okay. Stand back. I'm going in. They dig through every pocket like it's a treasure hunt. (CLEARS THROAT) Okay. No wallet. No ID. No wallet, no ID, nothing that screams "this is who I am." Well,
Bookmarked. Dog-eared. Actually read. And look at this, a book of sonnets. (LAUGHS) Shakespeare, I hear he's good. And tucked inside — a ticket stub to a Van Damme movie. So she's out here reading poetry and watching action flicks. Notice the bookmark. That combo alone is enough to make a guy fall hard. A ticket stub to a Van Damme movie. Only the
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